Nurses Arent Supposed To Laugh...

. .  . Nurses aren't   supposed to laugh . . .  

    
'Of  course I won't laugh, said the nurse.  I'm a professional. In over 

twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay  then,' said Fred, and  he proceeded to drop his trousers,  

revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever  seen.  Length and width, it couldn't have been  bigger than a AAA battery..

Unable to control herself, the nurse  started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes  later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure..  

'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On  my honor  
as  a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me,  what seems to be  the problem?'

'It's swollen,'  Fred  replied.

She ran out of the room.